the CLEANSING process will involve contact with a hippy. If you believe in this programe then please follow these simple steps.

STEP 1. All clothing, jewelry and accesories must be taken off and burnt. Remember to were a mask cos hippys smell like urine, shit and the most horible body odre known to man hippy odre.

STEP 2. All hair is to be cut off with clippers then followed by a razor they are to be completely hairless. the hair must also be burnt due to the head lice, crabs, and nesting ducks that call hippys home.

STEP 3. Public nude stoning of hippies. Rocks aiming at the face and genital regions and if i hippy falls in the stoning they must be attacked visiously with a plank of wood with a nail in the end untill erradication.

STEP 4. Nude communal cold showing of hippys remember to use exess amounts of soap due to there overwelming stench.

STEP 5. The DEATH camps O did i say death i meant LEARNING camps were the hippies will be tought to become red neck conservitives. the camp shall last for 8 years and apon completion if the hippy has not killed himself for being a hippy you must do the honour yourself.

These views are only expressed for commic relief and we take no responsibility for your actions.

Shampoo, soap and deoderiser is essential in the cleansing process.